NEED HELP, CUNT?
We’ve got your back. No bullshit.
How do I join The Cunt Club?
Click “JOIN THE CLUB” on the homepage. Pick your tier. Pay. Done. Welcome to the crew — now go cause chaos.
When will my gear arrive?
All gear is made fresh when you order. Usually ships in 3–7 days. Ireland: 2–5 days after. Worldwide: 7–14 days. Track it in your email.
Wrong size? No problem.
Returns within 30 days. Unworn. Tags on. Email us with your order number. We’ll sort it. No drama.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Only if it hasn’t shipped. Once it’s in production, no changes. Email us within 1 hour of ordering to try.
Is my payment secure?
100%. We use Stripe. No card details stored. Safer than your nan’s biscuit tin.
Where’s my order?
Check your confirmation email for the tracking link. If it’s late, ping us. We’ll chase it down.